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This past New Year�s Eve* is one to definitely file under "New Experiences" (and no, that doesn't mean I got a midnight smooch making it an even 10 years in a row.) This past NYE, I got to play professional circus roadie (I'll post my business card as soon as they come back from the printer). The circus folks with whom I am travelling had their big gig at the Four Seasons Resort* NYE. Because of the rush of getting the bus functioning, driving halfway across a continent, etc. there wasn�t a whole heck of a lot of time to prepare re:costumes, practice, run-thrus, but that didn�t phase anyone (although had I been a part, I would have had to change my britches numerous times). Anyway, the show happened, and despite a few glitches (technical and meteorological in nature), the consensus is that it went well (or at least everyone is glad it is over). During the fray, I found myself helping out in anyway I could (helping people into costumes, helping the magician try out his new illusion, running to and from the bus a million times*, cleaning juggling clubs, official time keeper, grabbing food for after the show, lending my* shoes to the magician, fetching fire, and more) Anyway, here are a few pics from the show: Vern getting into the mantis, the Jollies, the puppet*. I will try to find a few more pics from other people's cameras and maybe post them in the comments when I get around to it*.

Wednesday January 2 2008

File under: travel, Mexico

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on Wed 02nd Jan, 2008 11:03 am PST Amiel Martin said: hey wren I linked to your blog because you are a much better writer than I. ************************ on Wed 02nd Jan, 2008 02:49 pm PST Saxtor said: Yay! My Crocs are proving useful afterall! ************************ on Thu 03rd Jan, 2008 02:22 pm PST trista said: my new year's orgy pictures look a lot like yours. ************************ on Thu 03rd Jan, 2008 05:21 pm PST diane said: wren; we all love you and your blog so we can bea part of the Mexico experience. Thanks for doing this. We look forward to more and more. Have a great time and give my "girl" Ukoiya a big hug for me. Love to all Circus MoM Diane ************************ on Thu 03rd Jan, 2008 10:11 pm PST Mom said: Oh Man, I want an outfit like the Jollies. They look so cool! ************************ on Fri 04th Jan, 2008 07:21 pm PST Jule said: If you get an outfit like the Jollies I am going to permanently keep the magicians new illusion on my head (and over my eyes). ************************

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2007 - A Great Year

Monday December 31 2007

File under: holidays, pics

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on Mon 31st Dec, 2007 10:27 pm PST Mom said: Happy New Year from the 20th St. compound! I love the montage and yes, it was a great year, and 2008 will be a beautiful year. ************************ on Tue 01st Jan, 2008 03:25 am PST whuppin stick said: this is a great idea, wren. reminds me i need to take more pictures of me. ************************

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Puerto Vallarta

I took today, our third full day in Puerto Vallarta, to go exploring, camera in hand. Sure, I felt like kind of a cheesy tourist, but it actually allowed me to fit in quite nicely with the cruise ship crowd. Anyway, here is my pictorial spread of Puerto Vallarta*. Most of my time spent meandering about has been down on the malecon, or boardwalk, that runs most of the length of the beach. The city has done a great job of keeping it somewhat classy so it isn�t completely overrun with tacky t-shirt shops and tattoo parlors. There is lots of public art (some just purty to look at (see above) and some that you can play on). Some of the art is even temporary (with a nod to the season of course). In the evening, street performers and food stands pop up, making it a great scene. I�m hoping to head down that way soon to watch a glorious sunset with my 3rd fresh coconut ice cream of the day in hand. I�ve also spent a fair amount of time cruising the back streets, whether looking for hole-in-the-wall food stands or because I am completely lost I can�t say for sure. This is the part of the city I�m starting to like a little better. The food stands you eat at don�t have menus in English and all the other patrons are locals. Plus it gives a better impression of what life is really like here. Anyway, this has become one of my favorite routes from the bus to the Cultural Arts Center (home base for costume making, etc. before the show).

Saturday December 29 2007

File under: travel, Mexico

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on Mon 31st Dec, 2007 05:12 pm PST Ryan said: You and your ice cream!!Seeking out the world's finest! ************************ on Mon 14th Jan, 2008 10:30 am PST blank said: Dude! There is this great hole in the wall right on the malecon, I believe the locals call it "La Hooters". Super authentic. ************************

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Veggie Fuel

Unfortunately, this picture is kind of hard to see*. Written in dust on the back of the bus, it says "100% Waste Veggi" and "Zero Fossil Fuel". While this is a bit of an overstatement (we use a bit of regular diesel fuel to warm up the engine and a couple of times when the veggie system has failed), it is something we are very proud of. When I�ve explained it to people in the past, I think they might have gotten the wrong impression, what with all the media hype surrounding ethanol, biodesiel, etc. So here�s a brief explanation of how it works. Our engine burns vegetable oil, not biodesiel. The oil comes straight from the grease barrel behind the restaurant and into our gas tank. (Gonzo collecting is the most fun part, see?) When looking for used vegetable oil, you have to be kind of particular about quality. Most fast food places use hydrogenated oil which is bad (for some reason I�ve yet to understand). Also, not having chunks of stuff floating in the oil is a good thing. Water content is another thing. Sushi places are generally considered to be the best places to obtain the oil, although we got our first tank full from The Keg in Bellingham. Okay, so now you�ve got a tank full of used veggie oil. Most vehicles that have been converted to run on veggie oil also still have their deisel tank and fuel lines with duplicates for the veggie stuff. The veggie lines usually have another filter or two as well as a heat exchanger, to heat up the oil. But once you�ve got all that stuff in place, you just warm up the engine and veggie oil using diesel fuel and the throw the switch, and -badda bing- your tail pipe starts smelling like french fries. The pyschological effect of not using fossil fuels to travel is really something. You are taking something that would have been thrown away and using it to power your vehicle. While you�re still not in the clear regarding environmental impact of traveling (additional parts need to be replaced, roads need to be built and maintained, etc.), you are lessening your impact drastically. So now, when we idle the bus for the 15 minutes we�re stopped at a rest area (or, in the case of being in Mexico, a stand of trees), I no longer freak out about wasting fuel.

Friday December 28 2007

File under: travel, Mexico, environment

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on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 01:02 pm PST Saxtor said: Hey! Those are my old Crocs! Are they holding up alright? Sounds like a mighty fun adventure. ************************

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Twas the Day Before Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas and all through the bus, All were doing their own thing, all 12 of us. Ukoiya and Lindsay were stretching on the floor. Three days on a busacan make you quite sore. Kelsey and Jules drew doodles here and there. Now our plywood table/bed doesn't look so bare. There is engine talk from Islando and Vern. To get the bus running again is their main concern. Joselynn and Paul are looking into flights, Concerned we might not make it by Christmas night. Hallie's in bed with a book. Amiel is online. We can't get the bus working, but the internet works fine. River is zonked from a late night at the wheel. And I, our "head chef", reluctantly ponder our next meal. What's that? It's a rumber from down below. The engine guys are trying another go. We all cross our fingers, and hold our breath, But the egine quietly sputters to death. Wait just a sec. It seems to be getting stronger. The time between sputters grows ever longer. It was air in the lines that had to be bled. It's always something, we just shake our heads. Now we're back on the road, we'll hit the border by dawn. Here's hoping for smooth sailing from this point on. So as we roll out of Palm Springs on Interstate 10. I wish Feliz Navidad to you and your kin.

Monday December 24 2007

File under: holidays, poetry

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on Mon 24th Dec, 2007 07:29 pm PST MOM said: The stockings were hung By the radiator with care.Wren had worn them six weeksThey needed the air.Feliz Navidad, mi hijo. ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:52 am PST mandy said: sounds exactly as i would have imagined from the traveling circus! har har har ************************

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Working Out the Kinks

I can't say that it was wholly unexpected, but I also can't say that I imagined it would be this extreme. Saturday afternoon, 2 full days after our planned departure (which was, in itself, delayed by 4 days) we've made it as far as....Centralia! There wasn't one thing that caused the delays but a bunch of little things. First, the veggie oil system took longer to install than we thought (more on the veggie system later). Then a bunch of air got in the diesel system (that's bad). Then we had to shuttle everyone around to leave their cars here and there. Then we had to get veggie oil, which is quite difficult to pump when it is 34 degrees out*. Then, 10 miles out of Bellingham (at 4 am), we break 3(!) alternator belts, and have to stop at a rest stop until the auto repair shops open in the morning. Then some switches are hooked up wrong and something shorts out so we aren't pulling veggie oil but regular diesel. Now there is some filter issue that is slowing the flow of the veggie oil to the system. Yep, lots of little things. But the moral of the story is we are making progress. Plus, I'm learning little bits about diesel engines. We're hoping to pull through the night and be to Arizona by nightfall tomorrow. Yeah, I know that is ambitious, but it's a goal. As for the cooking, I've done one cooked meal on the road (let them eat cereal for breakfast), and I've realized that cooking on a moving bus isn't the best idea. I narrowly avoided a few big spills (as the driver avoided a few big accidents). Yeah, I'm thinking sandwiches for dinner. Anyway, I hope to get a better post up when I'm not cooped up in a bus with 12 people all playing their own music and discussing what is going to go wrong with the bus next*.

Saturday December 22 2007

File under: travel, Mexico

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on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:50 am PST mandy said: weren't your previous stories from a year ago mostly consisting of the bus breaking down too? ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 08:05 pm PST MOM said: Or was that a scooter breaking down?? ************************

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FC 12 - Yo Ho Ho

So here's the story with this one: I stole the idea from a 7-year old kid. Does that make me a bad person? I don't think he fully appreciated the complexity of it anyway. Plus, it is the holiday season so sharing is the order of the day, right? Anyway, I hope you like it.

Friday December 21 2007

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on Fri 21st Dec, 2007 07:22 pm PST Saxtor said: Since Wren's traveling, he had me post this for him. And since it's me, it's late. ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:48 am PST mandy said: pirates are always funny. i'm calling this a comic cop out ************************ on Fri 28th Dec, 2007 11:48 am PST mandy said: i mean, pirate jokes are always funny, arrrrr ************************

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Running Away with the Circus

One year ago today, I was just getting back from a grand adventure in SE Asia*. It just so happens that today, I am headed out of the country again. This time, as you might have guessed, to Mexico. To put it concisely, I'm running away with the circus. No, I won't be performing with them*. I'll be more of a roadie, a circus roadie. I've signed on to be the head chef for U&I Production's road trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. What makes me qualified to be a head chef for 12 people?, you ask. Well, nothing really, but don't tell them that. I wanted an adventure. They wanted a chef. I like food, so that can't be a bad qualification. In all honesty, though, I'm pretty nervous about it. Hippies are notoriously picky about their food*. But that's okay. I have faith that it will all turn out. And if it doesn't, I will just jump out of the bus somewhere on the side of the road. Oh, speaking of the bus, it is to be powered by post-consumer vegetable oil. Take that Al Gore. I love the idea of it and I look forward to ninja-like missions to grease traps behind Chinese restaurants in some little burg along the way. I made such a run with the juggling contingent of the circus last summer and I'm still telling the story to this day. The bus interior is fitted out with bunks, a kitchen, and a yoga space. It will be a little cramped and uncomfortable, no doubt, at least until we get there and can escape each other for periods of time. But that just adds to the adventure, right? Anyhoo, stay tuned to BdW for all the latest.

Thursday December 20 2007

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on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 07:12 pm PST Sweet Julie said: But Wren, how do you say "I can juggle!" in Spanish? That sounds like an amazing adventure to me! Looking fwd to stories! ************************ on Fri 21st Dec, 2007 10:09 am PST KK said: Brilliant!! This will be a great chapter, when you finally get around to writing that book. ************************

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Let It Out (a.k.a. SwearBot 2007)

#@!%* Have you ever just had one of those days, or maybe it was just a moment, where you get so frustrated you just want to scream? This is meant to be a hypothetical question because I know we've all been there. Maybe it is because the cat peed on the chair again, you computer isn't doing what you tell it to*, or you've made the same mistake that you always make even though you swear you will never make it again. Well, when it happens to me, I sometimes want to swear. Who knows where the urge comes from? I'm not incredibly proud of it, however I rarely audibly swear in such instances because you never know when there might be tender ears around. Anyway, I had this thought: what if I created a forum for such an outlet but somehow buffered it, so readers wouldn't get an earful* but it could still fulfill the desire for an outlet. Plus, by expressing your frustration in a non-intrusive way, hopefully it will encourage others to sympathize with you and send out positive energy to help alleviate said frustration. With that in mind, I've created the SwearBot 2007. Enter your swears (as unPC as you want. No one will see the untranslated version), exclamations, derisions, or complaints. Press "Translate". Presto! Now you have a squeaky clean outlet that you can paste into an e-mail, print out and put on the office refrigerator, or paste into the comments of this very blog. (P.S. I promise the next post will be a follow up to "The Next Adventure")

Wednesday December 19 2007

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on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 11:02 am PST Wren said: One part beta testing and one part venting: #*@ %#$ #_*X !% #^$%?_&^ X?%?#^X&. &_^X %% s******g ^% #?# a*********. ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 03:46 pm PST jenelle said: man, this is so much more satisfying than kicking the dog. oh wait. no it isn't. where'd spot go? ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 06:34 pm PST Go! Turtle aka Disapeared Into Seattle said: Now if you could make it so only the swears themselves were translated in sentences you may have an invention that almost rivals troothicks. ************************

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The Christmas Crassula Ovata

Among our family's Christmas traditions, I think the Christmas Crassula Ovata (that would be jade tree to you non-Latin speakers) has got to be my favorite. Okay, I better make that second favorite right behind pfeffern�sse*. It is something unique, it save cutting down a live tree, and there are no dropped needles messing up the floor*. Anyway, I mentioned it in an earlier post so I thought I would post a picture. It turns out that combining my second rate picture taking ability with a camera that always seems to have trouble with light and exposure results in some shoddy pictures. But since a picture is worth a thousand words, maybe a shoddy picture is worth 134 words or so. Yep, just about right for a blog post. (Oh, and here's another attempt at a picture of the tree. Notice how we've gracefully phased out the juice concentrate lid glitter ornaments.)

Monday December 17 2007

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on Tue 18th Dec, 2007 03:04 pm PST mandy said: yeah, the poor jade tree looks like a mess in that picture. i think it's one of those, must-see-in-person deals ************************ on Tue 18th Dec, 2007 04:38 pm PST herff said: I was only confused by the "correct" spelling of feffernoose. ************************ on Wed 19th Dec, 2007 12:45 am PST Siri said: Awwww. . . just the other day I was fondly recalling both pfeffernusse & the Xmas jade tree. Memories. . . ************************ on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 09:25 am PST Saara said: Nice! We also have an alternative tree - we call it the Xmas stick! http://www.sedge.net/food/XmasStickAfter.jpg ************************ on Thu 20th Dec, 2007 09:32 am PST Wren said: I like it. I like it. It looks like you don't even have to water it, either. Double score. ************************

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